the way to my heart is through baked goods and lots of television.
Kanye West — I Am A God
We’re property. they patented us
’In 2001, Taylor got Reynolds a ticket to see her friend Michael Jackson performing in a concert in New York to celebrate his 30 years in show business.
The following morning, September 11, the two women woke in hotel rooms in different parts of the city to hear the news of the terrorist attacks on the Twin Towers.
Fancying an adventure, Reynolds had travelled to New York alone but now felt frightened and vulnerable so she was relieved when Taylor invited her to come and share her suite until they could both get out of the city.
For the next few days, with American airspace closed, the two of them were holed up there, crying together at the news reports on the TV as Taylor’s butler took care of them.
When Reynolds realised she would not make it to California for a one-woman show she was due to perform that weekend, Taylor offered to help.
She called in a favour from U.S. Senator John Warner, the seventh of her eight husbands, and he arranged for the two of them to be flown back to LA in a private jet, as soon as flights resumed, in time for Reynolds to make her concert.’
Full Article: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2315458/Elizabeth-Taylors-affair-Eddie-Fisher-ultimate-sexual-betrayal-friend-Debbie-Reynolds.html
I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.
….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would apparate to Neptune to get away from her.
Hermione Granger also:
- punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot
- purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous)
- literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
- Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”)
- Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry
- Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else
in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad.
Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist.
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Used the Power of Research and Deductive Reasoning to Make Sure Harry Didn’t Die”
Hermione Granger and “That time I figured shit out and literally ended up petrified for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure out that I had the research on me”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Was a Time Lord”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved Harry’s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died Without Me.”
Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was too emo to actually do shit so I did shit in his name because I am the power behind the throne clearly also PS fought evil deatheaters and won”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry about the Dangers of Copying off Somebody’s else’s work that wasn’t mine and OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do and we ended up wandering the forests of dean for like 5 months before saving his ass at Hogwarts”
